Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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