You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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