I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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