I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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