you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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