Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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