i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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