Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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