another moral hangover. fuck.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
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no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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