its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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