I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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