just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Are my feet made of real feet?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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