If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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