haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
honey bunches of taint.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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