told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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