miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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