Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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