"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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