Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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