We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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