Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We're too hungover to prance.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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