How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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