no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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