She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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