Small penises have feelings too.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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