Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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