Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
why is half of my head shaved?
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