And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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