he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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