I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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