Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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