i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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