goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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