he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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