I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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