we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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