we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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