super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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