Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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