I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
her vagine was all disorganized.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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