Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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