You really coming over, don't trick.
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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