sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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