As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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