May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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