i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you win again, gameday.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
So. Much. Porn.
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