I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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