well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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