I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Randomize
