i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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