And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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