this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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