Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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