yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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