mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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