i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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