i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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