giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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